Bart Baker | Shakira ft. Rihanna - "Can't Remember to Forget You" PARODY

Текст песни:

[Shakira] Source LYBIO.net
Did you all know that Im still alive?
Im making a song so Im still relevant
Have to shake my ass to disguise the fact that whenever I sing
I sound like Im yodeling
No one understands me or the words I say its like I am gargling water
And did you know
I just had a baby wanna see it feed?
Well if you stay
Ill show you, show you, show you

Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
Please dont remember to forget me
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
I sound exactly like a def girl now
And if you look at me then you will clearly see
That Im much hotter with my hair straight

Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh no, the secret to my weird voice

P.S. Im besties with Rihanna

[Rihanna]
A gig is a gig
Here for the drinks
Ill do anything
If I get paid in advance
I really dont know who Shakira is
I honestly thought this was a Kesha video
Hold on for a second
Hold on for a sec
I need to take a nude for Insta
Source LYBIO.net

Damn shes a ho

We like putting big brown things inside our mouths.

I think I feel a [frog ribbit]
Oh no

Ew gross

Oh oh oo oh oh [Fart sound]
Oh oh oo oh oh [Fart sound]
Were both having sex with the air now
Oh oh oo oh oh [Fart sound]
Oh oh oo oh oh [Fart sound]
Does anybody have any Pepto?
God these walls feel so good
Nothing beats real hard wood
Oh shit, I just got a splinter
Ohhhh Ohhhhh

[Chris Brown]
Oh hell no get off my ho
You cant forget me cause I beat you
Nobody rolls with my bitch but me

[Rihanna]
Chris, whats wrong with you, we are not even together

[Chris Brown]
What are you talking about. We are together you are my bitch

[Director]
Hey brother, we are tying to shot a music video.

[Chris Brown]
Fuck you Rihanna is coming with Breezy.

[Rihanna]
No Chris Dont dont were going to the Grammys were going to the Grammys.

[Director] Source LYBIO.net
Bloody hell Screw it Shakira Action

[Kermit]
Thats her right there boys
That bitch stole my voice
Prepare to get your Latin ass sued

[Shakira]
I did not steal it
Dont sue me Kermit
I was just borrowing it you asshole

[Kermit]
Youre gonna do hard time for this horrendous crime.

[Security]
Nobody fucks with the Muppets

[Shakira]
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
Whos gonna take my job at the voice?

[Kermit / Shakira] Source LYBIO.net
Umyeah, Christina I thought the song was okay, just not really your best. I saw you nailing the song all week in rehearsals but I dont know I just guess tonight really wasnt your night. Maybe next time try something with a little more Latin flavor.

Yo Is there something up with Shakira?
Yo, I dont know man, but she seems way less annoying today.
Ya.
Ya, I think so too.

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